Day 20.

Good afternoon.

I've just been chilling with my mummy this week. She carries me around the Nest, sings and talks to me with an awkward tone, and keeps kissing and smelling me ALL THE TIME. I tend to meditate quite a lot to get a bit of my own time, and every time I stop and open my eyes, she's looking at me and she has a wide grin on her face. It's ok though. I am quite adorable. I have to be, to make my mission here easier to complete.

I have to say that I'm quite impressed with Mummy, and how she has kept the Nest looking nice for me and Daddy, while looking after me, and how she never seems that tired. It's nice. She must love us a lot then. Yesterday we had a little nap together after the midwife had been visiting, and had put a strap with a pump and a clock on Mummy's arm. I have no idea what it was for. Strange! Anyway, the nap was nice and I felt very safe, and was dreaming of flying in my Space ship again.

My Daddy is at a place called Work and he comes home about 6pm. Then it's his turn to cuddle me and to play with me. He has invented a game where every time i'm hiccupping, he gives me a kiss. He finds it very amusing. I let him do that, but usually just watch him my eyes and mouth wide open. I don't think that he gets the message really. Oh well, back to have some milk. I've been very hungry these past days and been eating a lot, and veeery often. Mummy and Daddy say that I have a double chin now. I guess it means that I am more handsome. What is a double chin anyway?

Have a nice day! Bye!

Day 18 part two.

Hello again. I'm facing some major difficulties adding my pictures and writing, and this page has deleted everything I have put here atleast 3 times now. I'm getting a bit frustrated. To make everyone happy I will tell you what I did yesterday and add some more pictures.

My Mummy was bottling some nice milk for me, when I needed to change my nappy. My Daddy then took me to have a quick wash and brought me back to the bedroom and was cuddling me. He was standing next to my mummy who was sitting on a bench filling the bottle. Then I needed to wee, and I wee'd straight inside my bottle and on Mummy ofcourse. It was hilarious. Luckily these Earth People have a good sense of humour and they just laughed with me.

Well, here are the pictures! Have a lovely day!

Day 18.

Hewwo Earth People! Sorry for the delay. I've been veeery busy for the last week and a half.

Edit: Just to let you know, the Earth Woman is called Mummy and the Earth Man is called Daddy from now on. It's easier, and I can't blow up my cover!!

The Earthwoman's parents, so - my grandparents, called mummi and pappa flew from Planet Finland to meet me, and they stayed with us for a week. It was their first time in this Planet called England, so we took them in many places. We did some nice shopping for my Mummy in Bromley, went to two restaurants - Brazilian and Chinese, to have milk. Or I did. Went to Bournemouth to meet my other grandparents called Grandma and Grandad. (I got lots of gifts from them which I'm gonna eat when my teeth grow) and went for long rides in a car build just for me, which my Mummy pushes. Sad for them, it was raining the whole week, but I was ok in my car where i was wrapped up in a warm blanket.

By the way, my both grandparents met for the first time. It was a bit awkward at first, as they speak different languages in their Planets, but I think we managed well. Luckily my Mummy knows both languages very well, so she could translate. My Daddy can't speak any others than the one in this Planet, but he has to learn now as I'm gonna be bi-lingual when I grow up. I can also read minds.

Here are couple of pictures from last weekend.

Day 7.

It's been a week now on Planet Earth. Things are running smoothly! I've had lots of that nice liquid the Earth Woman gives me, and mainly slept. Yesterday they took me out of the Nest. I was meditating the whole journey and trying to send brain messages to my planet. The Earth People must have thought that I was sleeping as they were talking about how well I'd behaved? Poor people.. Little do they know.

Here are some new pictures of me.

Ps. Yesterday the Earth Woman kissed me on my lips and I puked on her face. It was funny!

Day 5

Hello!
I've started to settle down nicely. The Earth People's nest feels homey and i have a nice bed here. Don't like it too much though, as I feel a bit lonely when no one's there to hold me close. The Earth Woman has discovered that I like to be wrapped up in my blanket, so they have started to do that, and they roll me up like a burrito when they put me to sleep. I don't mind - it actually is quite nice. And warm. I like warm. And nice.




I've been quite sleepy. I feel a bit suspicious of the Earth Woman. She feeds me with this strange liquid from this weird machine, and as soon as I'm finished with my meal (or usually even during) I fall asleep straight away. I think that she might be drugging me. Maybe she has found something out? Or then she doesn't like me exercising my vocal cords? It needs to be done, as in my planet we do sing a lot. I don't know what she thinks I'm doing but everytime I start singing, she and the Earth Man get worried and start to bounce me in their arms doing this weird snake-sound.. "Shhh shhhh shhhhhh".. I feel so embarrased for them that usually I stop very quickly and just look at them.. And they look back.

I quite like the Earth Man. He's carrying me around a lot, and sometimes it feels that he doesn't want to give me to the Earth Woman at all, and I hear her begging to hold me. I think they might both like me a lot, can't get any time of my own to concentrate on my plans because they are always touching and kissing me when I'm awake. Weird creatures these people.

Oh well.. Need to get back to finding my space ship. Still no signs of it.

Here's some pictures of me. Hope you like them.

Pictures of my first days on the earth.

Day 1


Day 2


Holding the Earth man's finger who claims to be my Dad.


Going somewhere the Earth people call 'Home'.


I'm Extraterrestrial.


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Setting up my blog.

Hello people of the Earth.

I'm Jonah Benjamin, and i've landed on this planet on 7/7/2011 at 12:31 pm (UK time) with my special space ship. Lots of things have happened very quickly and I've been trying to settle down with these two earth people who call me their baby. Little do they know.. I'm here to shake up things a little bit, and I'm not as innocent as they might think. Actually, I'm here to study you people and your odd behaviours and ways, and will then report them to my home planet where we are going to invade you at some point. In the mean time I will try to get comfy and learn how to act like you do. It will be a difficult mission, as in my planet things are very different, but I'll do my best and we'll see where it leads me.

Ps. When I landed I got separeted from my space ship and am now very much looking for it. If anyone has any idea where it might be, please do tell. It holds important notes and numbers which I might need in future when contacting my planet. Anyway, look out for the space ship, please. Any hints will be very very much appreciated.